They call him: Justin embarrassing-middle-name Smith | nexxai
He’s: 23 24
He lives in: Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | Calgary, Alberta, Canada | Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | Calgary, Alberta, Canada | Hamilton Parish, Bermuda | Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada | Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Myers-Briggs Type: ISFJ
Ups: Turning the living room lights into strobes when my roommates are trying to watch a movie; finding out what music people hate and playing it 24 hours a day; riding my 125cc scooter above and beyond the speed of smell; dressing up like a hobo when I feel like going out drinking; hiding my roommates keys for fun and profit; cackling like a maniac when someone stubs their baby toe
Downs: People who spend 90 minutes deciding what coffee to have, only to get up to the register and change their mind; snow and all snow-related paraphenalia; people who speed 10 km/h over the limit, only to scream at me for going 20 over; being shot in the neck with tranquilizer darts (usually); drunk drivers; stubbing my baby toe
Social Function: Technical consultant with the largest bank in the Caribbean
He’s about as smart as: an empty McDonald’s cup
Currently fantasizing about: how much ice tea he would need to drink in order to turn his skin brown